Q: What if I don't like PayPal
A: Well...then chances are, PayPal doesn't like you either...but we do! Give us a call, and ask for an invoice. We're always ready, and willing to take your money!
Q: Are these FX market exclusive?
A: No...these FX can be used in any market by the producer (or station) who purchased the license. There is a small risk that your listener could hear the same beep, bang, or swoosh on a competitors station, but you give your listeners way too much credit if you think they'll notice
Q: What's the square root of 45,369?
A: We get that a lot...it's 213.
Q: Are you sure?
A: No.
Q: Can I quit reading this, and buy something now?
A: That's what everybody asks...by all means.
Q: What if I still have a question or two?
A: Pick up the phone or email me!
Q: What if I don't have a phone?
A: We also accept messages by carrier pigeon, or telegram.
Q: Am I still reading this?
A: Apparently...I figured you'd stop after the square root question.
Q: Is there ANYTHING of importance from this point on?
A: Nope...it's purely idiotic humor from here on out.
Q: Am I going to keep reading?
A. Probably...most people do.
Q: HOW LONG IS THIS CRAP!!!
A: You'll never know unless you keep wasting your time.
Q: What if I have better things to do?
A: Then quit reading, and buy something!
Q: What kind of sick game is this?
A: You started it, buy asking a bunch of dumb questions.
Q: Yeah well I don't think it's very professional.
A: That wasn't a question.
Q: What?
A: That wasn't a question...this is the frequently asked QUESTION page...notice the "?" after all your other questions, and the "." after your statement.
Q: Are you making fun of my grammar?
A: There you go...now your back on track.
Q: Do you honestly think this is funny?
A: No but I can't stop.
Q: Well you've got to stop sooner or later don't you?
A: You'll never know if you stop reading now.
Q: Is this your idea of saving me time?
A: Yeah our FX save you so much time you'll have plenty to waste on stupid crap like this.
Q: Do you expect me to believe that?
A: I guarantee it.
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Q: Are you ever going to stop?
A: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Q: What if I told you I wouldn't buy your stupid FX if you type one more word?
A: